Road log
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Commence the rockin' - Meatloaf *see pic |
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Entering Lutica, NY *see pic |
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Speed limit still 65 *see pic |
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Feed a Hyundai, starve
a roo, that's what mom always taught me *see
pic |
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Props to Luda *see pic |
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Tried to join convoy headin west. No dice. |
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Test #1 on physics experiment from montREAL. We win. |
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Justin takes the wheel again, Roo can no longer steer. Mmm...Jimmy's Steer House |
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Passed Gay Rd - thought of John |
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Passed Quaker Steak and Lube |
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Passwed white/brown minivan |
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Stopped for a filling meal at the Kracka Barrel, we were not in the majority, eh? |
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Roo ruins one of J's favorite songs. * editors note: hurt Roo |
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Ohioians are half british, cars in the left lane and trucks in the right, duh |
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J: Look! A Cheesesteak Blowout sale! R: That sounds healthy |
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WWJD (What Would Justin Do) Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Ohio! |
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Double Triple Deuce Action!!! *see double duece *see triple duece |
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"wait wait wait, there is a LAKE Michigan?" |
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R: So you are telling me that the city is named after a band? J: Yep |
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Explained
our troubles to Sopie: Flat Tire Got Lost Lost two oxen while trying to ford the river Roo got bit by an asp. At this rate, we'll never make it to Oregon. |
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Justin says, "Clapp, I got the Clapp" done to AC/DC's "She's got the jack." No-Doz works wonders, what wonders it does, I dunno. |
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Justin waves to a stranger, we find ourselves in a ditch 20 miles away. |
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Finally, Chicago welcomes us with open arms, along with Journey. |
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Kickin' it old school, Vanilla Ice style, 2 legit 2 quit, hey hey. |
| In Chicago: | We
visit the Webber Grill, Roo needs to be presentable, we buy him a shirt. We visit Sophies roof, Justin climbs ladder like one legged monkey. Roo says, "Justin, this is why you will never become a ninja" Peanut Guy " Hold on, I have very small Penis!" |
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Us Commies are on our way back to the promise land. |
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We load up the car, its at 125% capacity, let's get rid of Justin. |
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J: Game time! S: Gay time? Gay on! J: Hey hey! R: <<gives slanty glare to both of the other passengers>> |
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Showgirls, the worlds most beautiful women and 3 ugly ones Reflectin on prior events: R: Sophie, do you have a car? |
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J: "I'm still hung up about that part about my grandmother" |
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Justin loses camera case at Gay Rd. PA. We back up for 300 yards only to pull two u-turns (double-u turn?) and find it. |
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2:15am, Stop to get gas in Franconia, strange they say that they're a "Village" yet they have their own Wal*Mart. What does that make Dalton? |
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